PET JOKES FOR THE MONTH:

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?..... Put your ear to the tree and listen for the bark!!!

 Who is the dogs favorite comedian?.... growl cho Marx!!!!

What magazine do cats like to read?..... Good Mousekeeping!!!! 

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Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's Soul remains unawakened.    (Anatole France)

Pet Poem of the Month:

When God Created Kitty Cats:

When God created kitty cats, he had no recipe; He knew he wanted something sweet, as sweet as sweet could be.

He started out with sugar, adding just a trace of spice; then stirred in drops of morning dew, to keep them fresh and nice.

He thought cats should be soft to pet, thus he gave them coats of fur; so they could show they were content, he taught them how to purr.

He made for them long tails to wave, while strutting down the walk; then trained them to meow-ology, so they could do cat-talk.

He made them into acrobats, and gave them grace and poise; their wide-eyed curiousity, he took from little boys.

He put whiskers on their faces, gave them tiny ears for caps; then shaped their little bodies, to snugly fit on laps.

He gave them eyes as big as saucers, to look into man's soul; then set a tolerance for mankind, as their purpose and their goal.

Benevolent, and Generous, he made so many of them; then carged, with fatherly concern, the human race to love them.

When one jumped up upon his lap, God gently stroked its head; the cat gave him a kitty kiss, "what wonderous love ," God said.

God gently stroked its head; the cat gave him a kitty kiss, what wondrous love, God said. God smiled at his accomplishment, so pleased with his creation and said with pride, as he sat back "at last...I've reached purr-fection!"